Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Living It

About two years late, I discovered this article from Scot McKnight on the Emerging Church. I found this comment interesting:

A notable emphasis of the emerging movement is orthopraxy, that is, right living. The contention is that how a person lives is more important than what he or she believes. Many will immediately claim that we need both or that orthopraxy flows from orthodoxy. Most in the emerging movement agree we need both, but they contest the second claim: Experience does not prove that those who believe the right things live the right way. No matter how much sense the traditional connection makes, it does not necessarily work itself out in practice. ... 


Jesus declared that we will be judged according to how we treat the least of these (Matt. 25:31-46) and that the wise man is the one who practices the words of Jesus (Matt. 7:24-27). In addition, every judgment scene in the Bible is portrayed as a judgment based on works; no judgment scene looks like a theological articulation test.



Time for a New Quote

2008 is at an end, and so it is time for a new "Quote of the Year". I really like my 2008 quote and haven't really looked too hard to find another as yet. 


Anyone have any ideas?

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Geekiness


We're hoping to have a holiday in late January (risky, I know, what with school starting and all). In order to let ourselves get away for a wee break, I've been starting to look at the new year's organising jobs. But first, the geekiness.

My PC blew up earlier this year, and I changed teams to another provider, which for various reasons I won't recommend. It left me with a minor dilemma of what to do with my Access database (I keep all my youth registration info on it, and put together a basic database for the church). So I've been geeking around, looking at various options. Most things come with a free trial period, and I've been able to test a bit out.

First, I tried Filemaker, which was good except for the fact that I'd have to find a spare $700 somewhere to get a full Filemaker Pro. I don't need a database that much.

Then, I looked into setting up a parallel desktop for my computer, to allow me to run Windows as well as my other operating system. But I'm really enjoying my non-Windows environment, and I'd still have to fork out $150 for the program + $???? for a legitimate copy of Windows. It would then let me run Access, but who wants the bother for a single program? 

So, I've now tried a pared-down version of Filemaker called Bento. And I'm loving it. (Geek alert!) It automatically links with my address book and calendar, so I can automatically link events with the team members I have to communicate with, print out class rolls and allergy lists, etc. It's lovely. And it's a far more affordable $79, too.

Oh, and my lovely brother gave me a wireless router for Christmas, so I've been getting geeky with that, too...

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Alternative Family Traditions for Christmas, Part 2


Santa
Up until now, we've largely ignored the jolly red fellow in our Christmas celebrations, but this is becoming less possible with the kids getting older and more widely learned. This is a tricky issue. I know that some parents are completely fine with treating Santa as a real figure, complete with the drink/biscuits out on Christmas eve, and telling the kids that their presents all come from a mysterious stranger who likes sub-zero temperatures. Increasingly, people are becoming more anti-santa. There are pros and cons with both. 

Our take so far has been to talk about Nicholas of Myra (continuing the "Faithful Followers of Jesus" theme), and the fact that he served Jesus by being generous. It's an experiment this year; Boo is still a bit too young to "get it". We've explained that Santa is a fun game some parents like to play, and we've offered Eldest the chance to play it if he wants, but this year he hasn't been all that interested. At the moment, I think the big issue he's wrestling with is the way his preschool teachers have been so firmly teaching him that Santa exists. 

Do you Santa?

Alternative Family Traditions for Christmas, Part 1

Relevant to my last post, I thought I'd post up some of the family traditions we've been starting (and continuing) as a fun way to celebrate Christmas.

Advent Calendar
I've been looking for a nicer, more permanent calendar to use each year, but so far we've been using something like these. Each day, the kids get to open a little door or put a sticker onto a nativity scene, and we talk a little bit about the story of Jesus' birth based on the pictures. (I have to say the opening-the-door calendars are better for this, as the stickers are usually just pictures of donkeys/chickens/assorted animals). The good thing about the calendar is that it helps to focus the anticipation in a good direction (rather than the greedy "more presents for me!").

Decorations
OK, this is one I'm working on and still thinking over. Every year we try to put up our tree and decorations on the 1st of December, and we've started a tradition where the kids can select a new tree decoration each for the year. We talk about the story of Boniface and the sacred oak (not the legendary flattening-with-fist version) as one origin of the Christmas tree tradition - rather than a funny decoration it then becomes a great symbol of someone being faithful to Jesus under very great opposition. I know there are various other traditions, such as Martin Luther doing it just because he liked it, but we've started on a theme of "faithful followers of Jesus" (which also comes out in how we talk about Santa, but more on that later...).

The issue I'm not sure about is what to do with the outside-the-house decorations. We have a few little lights in the front window, but nothing too elaborate. Are we being scrooge-y? The main reason we haven't done anything is that we're usually flat out with end of year scripture and events, and don't have the weeks (or budget) necessary to put up the flashing rope-lights and doohickeys. What do you do?

On Keeping Secrets


I have a dilemma, which is mostly of my own making. As the Safe Ministry Representative in our church, I have a tendency to see things through the harm prevention goggles I've been given to wear. NO SECRETS! proclaims the manual. Don't encourage children to have secrets, as that can make them susceptible to predators who love to weave a secret world away from parent's eyes.

OK, fine. But what about Christmas?

Exhibit A: 
Recently, my husband wanted to go shopping for a present for me. A secret present. Unfortunately, in our little town, it wasn't possible to find the item he wanted, so he returned empty handed after carting the kids around to various locations. I returned home shortly thereafter to hear:
(yelled through the screen door) "Mummy! We couldn't find your pres-"
(hurried shushing from Dad)
I walked in and got comfortable, and Eldest came running up to me with a catalogue in hand. 
"Mummy!" he yelled eagerly, "We tried to find this for you (pointing to the item in question) but we couldn't!"

Exhibit B:
Eldest's preschool is a very strong Santa teacher. Two weeks ago he apparently watched a DVD all about the jolly bloke, and on the last day came running up with a little plastic shot glass full of "Magic Reindeer Food". Apparently he's supposed to sprinkle it on the grass to encourage the reindeer to stop at our house on Christmas Eve. We have explained that Santa is a fun game that some kids play, and that you shouldn't spoil the fun for them by saying that Santa isn't real, but with the secret-keeping behaviour of Exhibit A, next Christmas is going to be a worry.

Any ideas?

Monday, December 22, 2008

You know you're not doing anything useful when...



You waste time and muck around with Photo Booth on the Mac...

A bit silly, really. But still a way to waste lots of time...

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Better Half


 I'd just like to say thanks to my husband for being my loving, supporting, caring, encouraging, listening and helping other half for the past seven years. The worldly jokes about marriage being the end of life are totally wrong: it just gets better and better. 

Love you honey.

/gooey moment.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Bad Blogger, Bad!

Yes, I have been rather neglectful of my blogging duties lately. I'm terribly sorry. Mind you, I haven't had anything all that interesting (that I can release publicly, anyway) going on at the moment. Mostly I've just been running around like a headless chook being busy. 

Business is one of the chief ways of distracting us away from Jesus, isn't it? It's ironic, but I've been so caught up with organising ways of telling people about him that I haven't actually spent any decent time with him.

Take today for example. I have a rare period of time without the kids - they've been spending the day with their Gran. I've finished the bulk of my end-of-year work, talks and programs. What have I done? Several loads of washing, cleaning the bathroom, reading a magazine and, yes, blogging. 


Friday, December 05, 2008

Friday Funnies - discipline problems



I try not to rely on I can has cheezburger too much, but this is just too funny.

By the way, if you can't read the bottom line, it says "iz not". 

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Christmas rush

A boy runs in front of Christmas trees created using dry twigs, along a street in Manila. Photo: Reuters
photo from smh.com.au

We're speeding up towards Christmas again, and I've been caught out. Again.
I'm usually quite organised about things, but this year I have left several things to the last minute like:
* buying presents for parents (what to get????)
* writing Christmas letter (but with most people on FB, what's left to tell?)
* buying bibles for my scripture kids. I always like to give them a graduation present of a real bible of their own, so I'm fast running out of time to get the right stuff. The NIV is cheap, but I'm wondering whether the NLT might be a better option. What do you think?
* the advent calendar - we're a few days into December already!
* baking/making Christmas goodies to hand out to our volunteers. I want to something to say thankyou for their efforts this year, but I'm not sure what or how or who...

Brainlessness and busy-ness don't make for a good mix!

I'd like to say that things will settle down after the huge SRE seminars we're running tomorrow, but there's the playgroup Christmas talk, the family service and carols night to get ready for after that, then the kids' Christmas packs for Christmas services, then...

The story of Mary and Martha comes to mind.
"Martha, Martha, you are worried about many things, but only one thing is needed, and Mary has chosen what is best..."

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Precious Memories


We've just returned from a bittersweet week, helping my parents sort through the leftover possessions of my grandmother's life. There were many moments of nostalgia, from finding the small ornaments we used to play with as children, to the photographs and slides of my grandparents' holiday trips. There were the odd bits of slightly valuable bric a brac, like a small murano glass bowl, Lladro figurines, and antique Wedgewood. There was family history: copies of an old manuscript my great grandfather had been working on (he published what were commonly known as "penny dreadfuls" at one stage), my great grandmother's piano certificates, my grandfather's university medical attainment certificates, my grandmother's journals and old Women Writers newsletters. 

The most prized find for me, however, was a letter. Typed and sent in the late 50s, it was a letter beginning "We'd like to congratulate you on your decision to follow Jesus at the recent Billy Graham convention." 


Far more precious than any earthly possessions.

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Friday, November 21, 2008

Friday Funnies - Something for the NSW budget...


From the makers of ICanHasCheezburger. Considering the current budgetary difficulties in NSW, I thought this was appropriate...

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Apparently, I'm a bloke...

Well, my writing style at least.

Thanks to Megan, who put me onto the Gender Analyzer site, which supposedly works out the gender of an author based on their blog posts. Typing in the site address of this blog led to a result that there is a 67% likelihood that I am male. 

My husband will (not) be pleased... 

Monday, November 17, 2008

I'm not ignoring you...

...it's just that life has become rather frenetic in the past few weeks. Here's a brief rundown of what's been happening:

1. Our Boss retired
The senior minister was farewelled yesterday by our church, a rather sad occasion. He has been a wonderful mentor, a faithful servant, and a strong voice for the gospel, even when it wasn't the popular thing to do. I've been feeling rather flat all day, wondering where our next step will be, and who will be appointed to replace him. He's left rather large shoes to fill (and we miss he and his wife a lot already!).

2. Leaders are moving on
It's that time of the year again, and as children move into new stages of their lives, so do parents and volunteers. We're looking at our leadership options for the next year, and building up our teams so that they can enthusiastically kick on next year. There are possibilities and challenges aplenty!

3. Personal situations are arising
Not ours so much. Busy busy times...

4. The kids need care
With Mum and Dad running around a lot lately, there's been the potential for less "kid time". So blogging and Facebook time has gone by the wayside to make sure the kids are looked after and given the love and nurturing they need. They've been patient with us at times - a 2 for 1 deal can sometimes create scheduling issues. I'm using the half-hour playschool break to write this... ;)

5. We're packing
In a little while we'll be going to help my parents move my grandmother's furniture. Since she passed away in May, this will be a rather sad time for Dad (not to mention difficult with a bad back). We're going to help provide some grunt work, and perhaps a box of tissues or two.

I'm very grateful for the Lord's sustaining at the moment. These past few weeks have shown me again and again God's gracious willingness to answer prayers and keep us focused on Jesus.  I'm kind of freaking out that it's only 6 weeks to Christmas, but then that's just another opportunity for prayer, isn't it? :)

Thursday, November 06, 2008

That's a Doozy...

I've been reading the gems in Proverbs lately, and there have been a couple of corkers that I've rediscovered...

Discipline your son, for in that there is hope,
do not be a willing party to his death. (19:18)

Like a gold ring in a pig's snout
is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion (11:22)

As vinegar to the teeth and smoke to the eyes,
so is a sluggard to those who send him. (10:26)

Have you any favourite proverbs?


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Saturday, November 01, 2008

Friday Funnies - It's reformation day!



Well, October the 31st is. We don't really celebrate it here in Australia, but it's a day for remembering Martin Luther and his 95 theses. Here's a little Reformation Polka to keep you amused...

There's another one over at Justin Taylor's blog.  

Friday, October 31, 2008

The Arbitrariness of Game Ratings

Before I begin, let me admit to something: we are a household with game consoles. Not so much for the children, but because the grown-ups like to wind down sometimes with an hour or two (or more) of games in the evening (and being in the job we are, it also helps to have them available for youth games nights, too - Wii Boxing anyone?)

This wasn't such an issue when our children were infants, but now they are preschoolers they are observing more and more of our behaviour, and wanting to join in. So we're entering the time now where the kids are starting to be able to play console games, too. It's opened up some interesting opportunities for discussion with the kids.

At first, Eldest was only interested in Daddy's car game where he could construct cars and paint them (Forza), but he's recently shown some interest in other things too. So I started to look at the possibility of finding something suitable in a G rated game. Around the time of the Olympics, one of the most popular games in stores was a Wii game called "Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games". It was cute, it seemed like fun, and it gave the kids the chance to compete in track and field or swimming races at a level they could handle. It was rated G, there was no violence or profanity. So far, so good.

That was until we noticed the behaviour of the characters at the end of each race. Unless the characters get a medal (in some cases unless they come first), they cry, shake their fists, look despondent, shake their heads or say disparaging things. Some of the female characters burst into tears, head in hands, if they finish anywhere below 3rd. The effect on Eldest was almost instantaneous. Despite doing incredibly well for a 4 year old, the reaction of the characters made him hang his head and say "Ohhhh. I lost. I didn't do any good." We tried to explain that the way the characters responded was called 'being a bad loser', but the behaviour very quickly entered other play times. So after a short period of play, we had to stop it altogether.

Games are very much a "sometimes treat", saved for rainy days or extremely cold weather. I've learned very quickly that a G rating can sometimes be worse than PG - especially where character attitudes are involved. It's not just this game - it seems a regular deal that game developers try to make G-rated games more edgy by adding in "attitude". But that makes it a mindfield for introducing to kids. By contrast we have another game called "de Blob" - which is rated PG - which is far less problematic for the kids. They get to roll a blobby ball around a colourless city painting the buildings and restoring colour. It's a far better game (and Australian developed) for the young ones. The ratings system is a bit of a blunt instrument for helping parents work out what's suitable for the kids. We're grateful that we are able to talk things through with Eldest and help him work out why one particular game may not be a good idea.

I spoke before about the Kids in Mind website, but as far as I can tell nothing similar exists for games. It would be nice, though!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Grace, on the other hand...

Something cool for a change:


When Technology becomes activism...

I am in a little bit of an ethical quandry. You see, recently I became a Mac owner, and up until a few days ago, I was happy to recommend my new technology to everyone. Now, however, I'm not so sure. 

Why the change? Well, a few days ago, Apple released a statement that said the following:

Apple is publicly opposing Proposition 8 and making a donation of $100,000 to the No on 8 campaign. Apple was among the first California companies to offer equal rights and benefits to our employees’ same-sex partners, and we strongly believe that a person’s fundamental rights — including the right to marry — should not be affected by their sexual orientation. Apple views this as a civil rights issue, rather than just a political issue, and is therefore speaking out publicly against Proposition 8.

Proposition 8 is something that really only affects Californians at the moment, but it reflects public discomfort with the move of several legislatures to allow equal recognition and status of same sex marriages. If Proposition 8 were passed, it would affirm that marriage is only legitimate between a man and a woman.

I'm concerned with Apple's activism on this issue, and am now unable to recommend them as a technological choice. Sorry. 

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Friday Funnies - Honesty in the digital age

Yes, I know this is a day early, but this was too funny to miss. Below is a screen grab of an email sent to an AAPT employee, which is now doing the rounds of the net. It seems the employee had called in sick to work, but then proceeded to give his true status out on facebook. Needless to say, his employers weren't buying the "I'm sick" line... 

A screen grab of the email sent to Kyle Doyle from his manager.
("The proof" refers to the employee's refusal to hand over a medical certificate for a single day absence)
The moral of the story is: if you're determined to be dishonest, don't broadcast it on the internet. (Well, one of the possible morals. Another might be: don't get trashed the night before you're supposed to be working.)



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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

New Kids' Books

...Well, just new to me. They've been around for a while. While I was in Sydney, I popped into the Oxfam shop to check out their wares, and stumbled upon two rather good books for the kids.

W is for World is an ABC book with a difference. It's already helped my children to understand about different climates, homes, and the blessings they have in their world.
One Child One seed is a counting book with a difference, with similar insights into different cultures. It's far more fascinating than the usual counting books! ("one apple, two umbrellas, three cows, etc etc.)

Both books have explanatory paragraphs for each letter or number, so you can help your kids understand the wider context of the kids' lives. They're great books, and particularly helpful for our situation, which is fairly limited in its exposure to other cultures and ways of life. 

You can buy them online at the Oxfam shop, too.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Nothing to See Here...

Sorry about the absence. I've been inter-city going to a big Synod-type-thingie, and my brain is currently fried. Thinking seems to take a lot more out of me these days... ;)

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Nothing Funny about Friday

Yesterday, in a terrific step backward, Victorian politicians voted to legalise abortion of babies up to 24 weeks, and even later if they have the consent of two doctors. Now doctors who disagree with abortion will be legally obligated to refer patients to other doctors willing to comply.

We can't just blow this off as a woman's choice. An abortion is not like removing a skin lesion. If left alone, a foetus will grow into a separate human being. An individual who has every right to life, but no ability to fight for it. The statistics (pdf file) tell the tale:

Number of adoptions by year:
1971-72 - 9,798

2003-4 - 502


Why does this make me cry? I would not be in existence today had abortion been so legally available 80 years ago. My grandmother would have been quietly gotten rid of, no questions asked. There are tens of thousands of people alive today who owe their very existence to legislative bodies who chose to protect the unborn. Our society will be much the poorer for allowing this to happen. Future generations will be much the poorer.






Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Tourism campaign

At last, a "visit Australia" tourism ad that we can avoid cringing over...



The financial crisis means that we're highly unlikely to have hordes of US visitors any time soon, but at least the ad isn't kitsch or lowbrow...



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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Current reading



In my brain-addled and mother-of-small-children state, I find it difficult to devote time to "serious" books (well, any book really). Which is why I picked up the following book with some trepidation. Well, two books really - Shepherding a Child's Heart also has an accompanying bible study book. I've found it very encouraging so far.

Monday, October 06, 2008

There really is nothing new under the sun


"...And I saw that all labor and all achievement spring from man's envy of his neighbour. This too is meaningless, a chasing after the wind.
The fool folds his hands
and ruins himself.
Better one handful with tranquility
than two handfuls with toil
and chasing after the wind."

Ecclesiastes 4:4-6


Sunday, October 05, 2008

Brainlessness, installment #821

I am losing immediate recall of nouns - most frequently the objects of my sentences, but sometimes the subjects, too. It came on rather suddenly after pregnancy and childbirth, but it is becoming more pronounced lately. In one sense it is rather disturbing (I wonder whether my particular changes are a harbinger of dementia), but mostly it is just plain annoying.

My deficit manifests itself most commonly when I am trying to give direction to my children. For example:

"Can you put the Lego away in your..."
"Your teddy is on the ..."
"Put your towel in the ..."
"Can you please tidy up your ... into the toybox"

It's mostly nouns. I don't have any problem at all with verbs and other assorted grammatical features. Just nouns, and most commonly the nouns at the end of sentences (which in English is most commonly object, not subject).

Typing seems to have no major problems. It's just the gap between thinking and vocalising that seems to have developed a chasm. Back to my neuropsych textbooks, I think!

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Paradox

Cells floating in liquid.

There's a new(ish) phenomenon that has recently been released on our shores. It's a PC/Mac game called Spore, created by the people who brought you the Sims. I find it an absolutely fascinating paradox.

Here's the deal: you are in control of a creature's evolution. You create the creature. You guide the creature and help it to develop into the lifeform you intended it to be (hopefully). It's supposed to be a great insight into the process of evolution and biology. But - you create it!

I know that Intelligent Design is supposed to be a laughing stock in the scientific community. But we still have an innate desire to play God.  I'm curious to see how this actually works out in the gameplay. 

Is it just me?

Extravagances

When spending large sums of money is a possibility, I tend to dither for long periods unless it's an emergency. This partly explains why we put up with carpet that smelt faintly of urine for three years (not sure how it happened, but the previous owners seemed to have had an accident at some point). Finally, however, we bit the bullet and indulged in some slightly more sensible carpet that has already proved its worth (an entire cup of coffee was spilt on it and you can't tell where it went now thanks to stain proofing and the chocolate brown colour). Here are some photos of the progress....


Our living room after lifting the old carpet. Note the lovely chipboard and paint spatters everywhere. I was glad we hadn't decided to go for a polished timber floor!


New lovely chocolate carpet, complete with badly arranged furniture. 

Carpet texture - the close-up camera shot washed out the colour quite a bit, but you can see the pattern. It's a loop-pile solution-dyed nylon, which is quite soft and apparently able to withstand a half-strength bleach solution (not that we're keen to test it out just yet!).

These photos were from stage one, where we covered the living area and master bedroom. Stage two involved covering all the other rooms: meeting room, study, kids' bedrooms (which was just completed this week). To save some money, my husband and I moved all the furniture ourselves (well, he did most of the grunt work - love you honey!). We're still working out where to put some of the junk we unnecessarily hoarded (you never know when you might need it...).

It ended up being a slightly more expensive process than previously planned, as the move was too much change for my dusty old PC to cope with. RIP Acer. It was the second time in 18 months that the motherboard died, and I was very grateful for the automated backup system we have in place. I highly recommend Maxtor storage drives. I don't highly recommend Acer tower PCs. Anyone need a monitor/keyboard/mouse/speakers?



Monday, September 29, 2008

Window Shopping


Dropped in to this place today, to browse amongst the stationery. I could have spent a great deal more time there - I love stationery, for some unknown reason. There were beautiful journals, ornate cards, and interesting pens (the $2800 fountain pen was a little too gaudy for me, even if I were foolish enough to spend a Mac's worth of money on a writing implement!)

It struck me how many stationery items I have bought and not used. There were beautiful note sets, but I have unused sets in my drawer. Lovely fountain pens, but I have an unused Waterman and ink pot gathering dust. Personalised wax seals, but my own seal hasn't seen the light of day since before I was married! It seems that it might be time for me to resurrect the art of the written letter, so I can use what I own rather than acquire more dust-gatherers - beautiful though they be...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Worry


"Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than food, and the body more important than clothes? ...Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?"




Just reminding myself.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Nostalgia of Place


As I get older, certain geographical locations take on special meaning for me. In my twenties, I was reasonably restless, moving home frequently, and not being too settled in any one place. Now, those brief locations hold a sentimental value to me, some even more than the places where I grew up. Funny, really, that places we visit can sometimes hold more significance than the places we live.

The photo above was taken of one of my favourite visiting places: the jetty at Coffs Harbour. Though the town has grown almost into a city now, Coffs is still one of my favourite places to be. Sure, it has nice beaches, a sunny climate, and lovely places to visit, but the draw for me has been the sentimental things, like the fact that my grandparents used to live there. As children, we would regularly travel to visit them at Easter and/or Christmas time, and stay there with my parents. My special memories of the times there include:

  • My grandmother's French cooking
  • At least one compulsory lunch of prawns and bread rolls, which was almost invariably held on the outside deck under the faded green umbrella
  • Walking down to the beach with my grandfather (reading Pamela Allen's Grandpa and Thomas brought me to tears for this very reason)
  • Finding sea anemones in the rock pools at Korora Bay
  • Watching my grandmother paint with oil colours
  • The carpeted stairs in their split-level home which we used to slide down like a slippery slide
  • The smell of the Imperial Leather soap they used in the bathroom (strange what appeals to you as a child, isn't it?)
  • Sloopy, the old siamese cat with the funny miaow that sounded like a middle aged smoker
  • The funny "touch bush" as we used to call it, which sat in the garden along the entry path. It had a defense mechanism where the leaves would close up when you touched them. It was a family tradition that when we arrived my brother and I would race to close up every single leaf on the bush if we could.
  • The sound of the wattle birds calling to each other from the grevillea bushes
  • The faint hush of the waves flowing up the hill from the ocean.
There is much more. Every time we visit the town I remember things like this. It seems so much stronger now that both of my grandparents have passed away, and I feel myself trying to pass the traditions on to my children so that the magic of these memories can keep going on.


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Friday, September 19, 2008

Friday Funnies - Dad Jokes Ahoy!

This one's an oldie that's been circulating the net for ages, but since I'm in a bit of a "Dad joke" mood today, I thought I'd publish this one. It's been described as "the most accurate pie graph in the world"...




I know. Groan...



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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The More Things Change, the More they Stay the Same

A Facebook friend passed this picture along to me today, and I thought it was an absolute gem:

If you read the blurb, it gives you "scientific" reasons why giving sugary soft drinks to babies provides "a lifetime of guaranteed happiness".

Advertising hasn't changed all that much, has it? We're still getting pseudo-scientific advice as to why the latest product will make our lives better.


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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Brainlessness, Exhibit 382A

When you are returning mail sent to the wrong address, it helps if you write:

NOT AT THIS ADDRESS
RETURN TO SENDER
(or something similar)

Otherwise, as recently demonstrated in my household, the mail will happily arrive back in your letterbox a few days after sending.




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Monday, September 15, 2008

Emerging/Emergent discourse

"Emerging church" has been a buzzphrase in the church for some time now. If you're interested, there's an interview between Mark Driscoll and Hank Hanegraff (The Bible Answer Man) on the topic. He gives a brief outline of the varying types of postmodern church around today, and why some postmodern "gurus" may need to be treated with caution...



Mind you, all "gurus" need to be tested against what the bible says, don't they?




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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Paralympic fun


My son became slightly addicted to the Olympic games, to the point that there were real tears when he learned they wouldn't be around for another four years. So it is great that there is another event to help broaden his global horizons (we are living in a small town that is decidedly un-multicultural).

There are a few things that have popped up with the paralympics, however - apart from the obvious gripe that every time we've switched on, the only sport we've seen is basketball.

It has been a good education for him to see the games. Apart from continuing to learn of different nations, he's learned more about the human condition. He's learned now about blindness, spinal injury, cerebral palsy, and birth "abnormalities", and how people are able to be active and contribute even after serious injury. I'm a little apprehensive as to how he will blurt out his observations in public, however. Previous experience has taught me that he will probably say something loudly and excitedly in the wrong place and time.

Why do I worry about this? Well, a few months ago we had a Sunday School lesson that involved a bit of language learning - how you say hello, goodbye, and thank you in a number of different languages. So Eldest's favourite question when we looked at the world map was, "How do you say hello in this place, Mummy?"

That was fine. But a week later, we travelled down to Sydney for a dose of Yum Cha (we're kind of Yum Cha junkies now that we can't have it any time we like...). It was in a rather multicultural neighbourhood, with signs written in Chinese, Korean, Italian and so forth. As a new reader, he was curious to know what all the signs said, and why he couldn't make out the letters. But the culmination of his grand day was when we walked past a cafe to hear him ask in a very loud voice:

"How do you say hello in this place, Mummy?"

We could hear laughter in the cafe seats as we hurried away, trying to explain.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Do you?

Fewer Christians are reading their bibles, it seems.

The latest National Church Life Survey has focused on the bible reading patterns of various denominations in the church. The percentage of people who read their bibles daily or a few times a week are:

Pentecostals 72%
Baptists 62%
Anglicans 46%
Lutherans 41%
Uniting 43%

I don't quite know what happened to the Presbyterians, there!

Congratulations to the top 2. It's always a good thing to know what the bible actually says, rather than just what other people say about it!

Monday, September 08, 2008

Education

The closer my son edges towards starting school, the more the topic of education becomes a bugbear for me. What should it achieve? What do we risk with our choices of education? Where should the children be educated?

In many ways, our family's finances and geographical location dictate that public school is our only truly viable option. So the public/private question is not in view at the moment. The problem I have is one of trust. I love my children dearly, and do not wish to entrust them to a person or institution that will see them worse off rather than better.

I read with interest this article today, part of a speech given by the Head of The Kings School, Tim Hawkes. In a nutshell, he provided a list of 10 key skills that school curriculums are sadly missing. It is a very interesting read. The 10 skills he listed were:
  1. Community - how to live in a real community, where you can't delete people who flame you
  2. Communication - how to communicate effectively with other people
  3. Know yourself - to make a decision about what you stand for, what you believe
  4. Intimacy - In Hawkes' words: "It is not just smut and titillation that students want, for they can get these quite easily these days. What they want is something more elusive, something rare, and that is wholesome advice on how to be a man, how to be a woman."
  5. Emotional Control - how to avoid killing someone when they get your back up
  6. Finance - how to avoid living beyond your means
  7. Practical things - like how to keep a house clean (I'm still refusing to be a good student on that one!)
  8. Manners (isn't that a dirty word, these days?)
  9. Responsibility. I love Hawkes' characterisation of "screenagers" - who spend their lives watching rather than living and taking responsibility. I don't know that it's limited to people under the age of 18, though...
  10. Resilience - I think this is important, particularly as I see my toddler son become so easily discouraged by the smallest of obstacles. He needs to learn that life will not always be easy or trouble-free. He needs to learn how not to crumple in a heap when things don't go as planned.

While I didn't agree with everything he said, it was a good reminder to me that our family has an important job of preparing our kids for life in the real world. No matter which school we choose, we do not give up our job as parents. We still have an educational role to provide.

My temptation as a parent is to substitute presents for presence. I can be trapped by the notion that my children will be better off if I shower them with nice things, like the ridiculous $260 DKNY baby jeans I saw advertised on TV the other evening. But as the list shows, most of these skills are ones that I can help to encourage in my kids. The only way to do that is to spend real time with them.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Friday Funnies - late as usual

This may help explain the tardiness of this installment:

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Thought for the Day

Whoever thought it was a great idea to install full-length mirrored built-in wardrobes did not have small children.



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Friday, August 29, 2008

Burn Your Plastic Jesus

For those of you who weren't there, here is a brief snippet of the night.

Yearbook Yourself

Some facebook friends put me onto this site - Yearbook Yourself

If you upload a photo of yourself, you can pretend you graduated anywhere from the 50s to 2000 - with humorous results.

This is me with gorgeous 70's afro...



With fantastic late 80's perm...



And that gorgeous 60's Jackie O look...


Fun!

Nurturing...

While we went down to Sydney for the night, our little ones stayed at Gran and Pop's house for a sleepover. This is a report of a conversation between Boo and Pop in the morning:

Boo: Where you going Pop?
Pop: I have to go to work, [Boo]
Boo: Why?
Pop: {gives explanation about necessity of work}
Boo: That's OK Pop. I look after Gran

She's two.

How cute!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Amazing Grace

Last night we travelled down to the Entertainment Centre in Sydney for an interesting event. I was interested to note that some of the attendees included the Dean of Sydney Cathedral, and a couple of Anglican Bishops (who may have been somewhat uncomfortable with some of the discussion there, too!). The talk was humourous, and there were a number of people who stood up at the end to express their commitment to the real Jesus, not Religious Jesus, or Moral Jesus, but the real Jesus of the New Testament.

For me, one of the highlights though was when the crowd of 10 000 sang Amazing Grace and In Christ Alone. It was awesome standing in the midst of such a large gathering all singing praises to our Creator. It brought to mind Revelation 7:9-17

After this I looked and there before me was a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, tribe, people and language, standing before the throne and in front of the Lamb. They were wearing white robes and were holding palm branches in their hands. 10 And they cried out in a loud voice:

“Salvation belongs to our God,
who sits on the throne,
and to the Lamb.”

The Holy Bible : New International Version. 1996, c1984 (Re 7:9-17). Grand Rapids: Zondervan.


A host of people praising God. It was nothing compared to what we have to look forward to.

Amen. Come Lord Jesus!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Mondegreens - the answers

Warning! If you don't want to see the answers yet, scroll down to the next post for the mondegreen challenge...

We've had some good efforts - you guys have done well. Here are the answers:

1. Excuse me, while I kiss this guy
Excuse me, while I kiss the sky
(Jimi Hendrix, "Purple Haze")

2. Are you going to starve an old bear?
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
(Simon & Garfunkel, "Scarborough Fair")

3. I got no towel, I hung it up again, you're ne-ever gonna keep me towel
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're ne-ever gonna keep me down
(Chumbawumba, "Tubthumping")

4. There's a bathroom on the right
There's a bad moon on the rise
(Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising")

5. You've been outright offensive
You've been out riding fences
(The Eagles "Desperado")

6. Shamu the mysterious whale
She moves in mysterious ways
(U2 "Mysterious Ways")

7. Thirty thieves and the thunder chief
Dirty Deeds and they're done dirt cheap
(AC/DC "Dirty Deeds")

8. Tape it to a biscuit
Takin' care of business
(Bachman-Turner Overdrive "Takin Care Of Business")

9. Big girl, small fry
Big girls don't cry
(Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, "Big Girls Don't Cry")

10. Pick out Jed from the line-up
Big old jet airliner
(Steve Miller Band)

Monday, August 25, 2008

Mondegreens

Hearing my kids mislay the lyrics of their favourite songs brings to mind the humour of mondegreens. My children's mondegreens are fairly pedestrian - "Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn up now" (instead of Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around). But here are some rather funny ones.

Can you guess what they are supposed to be?

  1. Excuse me, while I kiss this guy (70s guitar legend)
  2. Are you going to starve an old bear? (60s folk anthem)
  3. I got no towel, I hung it up again, you're ne-ever gonna keep me towel (90s)
  4. There's a bathroom on the right (70s CCR)
  5. You've been outright offensive (70s American rock)
  6. Shamu the mysterious whale (90s but from Irish rock legends)
  7. Thirty thieves and the thunder chief (80s? Heavy metal Aussies, anyway)
  8. Tape it to a biscuit (70s Bachman Turner Overdrive)
  9. Big girl, small fry (60s)
  10. Pick out Jed from the line-up (70s)
Have a guess, and I'll post the answers later...

Edit: To make it a little less random, I've updated the decade they came from...


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Sunday, August 24, 2008

Moving On...

Photo from smh.com.au

OK, so since I seem to be the only one with a lack of childhood application, I thought I'd move on... ;)

This article was in the SMH today, about Mark Driscoll. For those of you who don't know him, Mark is a Seattle pastor with an engaging preaching style. He's not afraid to call a spade a b****y shovel, either. He's polarised opinion in some areas, partly because he's not afraid to bluntly state what he believes, and partly because he's offended people with some of his statements.

Here's one example of his approach (from the article above):

Driscoll's aim is empowering men and injecting them with a little more, well, gumption. He relates a conversation with a Sydney hairdresser who told him she was looking for Mr Right, but most men in Sydney did not want to be married, let alone raise a family. These boys need to become men and stand up and take responsibility for their lives, Driscoll says, while women need to keep to their high standards and not settle on just any man.

Matchmaking is not his main focus, however. What really impresses me is his solid commitment to Jesus, and Jesus alone. "It's all about Jesus" is one of his favourite catchphrases.

This Wednesday, we'll be taking a few carloads down to Sydney to see him at the Entertainment Centre. Hopefully it'll be a good night. It looks like the 10 000 strong venue will be a sellout, too.

The focus is for Christians to "burn your plastic Jesus - the really nice respectable guy - and rediscover the authentic Jesus of the New Testament".

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Application

Skills I wish I had applied myself to learn properly:

1. Sewing
I have a lesson to give tomorrow involving a teddy bear and a coat. Not having the coat, it would be lovely to have the ability to whip one up in suitably sparkly material. I used to pride myself on not being a "girly girl", but in reality I was only shooting myself in the foot...

2. Knitting
We live in a cold climate, and being able to knit warm jumpers would also be handy. Sadly, I never progressed much beyond the thin scarves my Nan helped me make.

3. Playing Piano
I was very good at concocting excuses as to why I couldn't do piano lessons. In hindsight, I was simply bored with the foundation-learning of scales, arpeggios, and theory. I wanted to be able to sit down and play fun pieces. So here I am as an adult, still unable to play for fun, sounding more like a hesitant 7 year old instead.

4. Drawing
I regularly give children's talks in church, and love using the big fat chalks I used to see Owen Shelley use. Problem is, I can't draw for quids, so my creations are rather more pedestrian, unfortunately!


Which skills do you wish you'd learned as a child?


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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Random Facts


I've been tagged for a random facts meme, and unfortunately until now I haven't felt creative enough to do it justice. So here goes. The rules are:

1.Link to the person who ‘tagged’ you! Prue
2. Post the rules on your blog!
3. List 6 random facts about yourself!
4. Tag 6 people at the end of your post!
5. Let each person know they have been tagged by commenting on their blog!
6. Let the tagger know the entry is posted on your blog!

Six random (and uninteresting) facts about me:

1. I am allergic to tree nuts. So delicacies such as baklava, toblerone, all swiss chocolate and nutella are forbidden for me.

2. We are getting our house recarpeted. Partly because we suspect that the previous owners may have had a bladder failure of fairly major proportions shortly before we took on the new house, but mainly because it was old and spotty. And smelly.

3. We own two miniature schnauzer dogs who are very cute, very knotty, one who has chronic halitosis. Unfortunately she also loves to lick faces, which makes for a rather unpleasant reception for visitors.

4. My weight-loss goals are constantly thwarted by my overweening desire for chocolate. And my lack of self-control. I am beginning to look rather mumsy as a result.

5. I am a terrible gadget girl. Although my current work-free status has limited our income somewhat, my window shopping habits usually revolve around things like iPhones and other geeky accoutrements.

6. Being a mother has made me acutely aware of my own selfishness and limitations.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Why not every scientist worships at Darwin's feet

This is an opinion piece which was published in today's Sydney Morning Herald. I've reproduced the text here:

Why not every scientist worships at Darwin's feet

John Lennox
August 18, 2008

Next year marks the 150th anniversary of the publication of Charles Darwin's On The Origin Of Species. The momentous occasion will be celebrated with new books, articles, documentaries and editorials. One commentator has called for a public holiday in Britain to honour Darwin - the "humble Shrewsbury family man who changed the world forever".

For some, this anniversary celebrates the high point of human liberation from stultifying religion and superstition, our freedom from past theological "delusions". For others, it is more complicated.

The leading atheist Richard Dawkins, speaking of this God delusion, as he calls it, offers a succinct summary of Darwin's theory. "Given sufficient time, the non-random survival of hereditary entities … will generate complexity, diversity, beauty, and an illusion of design so persuasive that it is almost impossible to distinguish from deliberate intelligent design." The power of evolution to simulate the illusion of design, says Dawkins, is threatening to what he suggestively calls a "certain kind of mind". Mostly he means unscientific, naive or stupid.

But things aren't so simple. Scattered among the world's top scientists are those who do believe in a conscious intention behind nature's processes. I think of people such as Francis Collins, director of the Human Genome Project, and Professor Bill Phillips, winner of the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1997. The presence of such people poses awkward questions for the view that evolutionary theory and a sophisticated scientific brain lead inexorably towards atheism. There must be more to the so-called "science versus God" story than this.

Indeed, the fact that there are brilliant scientists who believe in God and brilliant scientists who don't makes it clear that the conflict is not a simplistic one between science and religion, but between opposing world views - naturalism and theism. Naturalism opposes supernaturalism and insists that the natural world exists without incursion from outside, or as Carl Sagan put it: "The cosmos is all there is, or was, or ever shall be." The theistic view finds expression in the opening words of Genesis: "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth." Theism understands the universe not to be a closed system, but a creation, initiated and maintained by God.

The Genesis statement is a statement of belief, not a statement of science. This is precisely the case with Sagan's assertion as well. He is expressing a personal belief that emanates from a world view, rather than science. When we ask ourselves whether science has sounded the death knell of God, we are really asking: "Which world view does science support, naturalism or theism?"

One scientist views images captured by the Hubble telescope of the unimaginably large scale of the universe and remains convinced of the random nature of a godless existence. Another stares through a scanning tunnelling microscope at the unimaginably small and complex entities of molecular biology and feels compelled to worship the creator. It isn't the science itself that is definitive for the question of the divine.

The late evolutionary biologist Stephen Jay Gould wrote that science simply cannot "adjudicate the issue of God's possible superintendence of nature". For Gould, it was a mistake to apply scientific principles to questions of metaphysics.

In 2009, when the champagne is uncorked in celebration of Darwin's legacy, we might pause to consider the presuppositions we bring to the question of what his theory tells us about God. There are essentially only two options. Either the wonder of human intelligence ultimately owes its origin to mindless matter; or there is a creator. It remains a mystery to me why some people claim it is their intelligence that leads them to prefer the first to the second.

John Lennox is professor of mathematics and fellow in the philosophy of science at Oxford University. He is a visiting scholar of the Centre for Public Christianity.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Lock up your sons...

Video games ratings are a hot issue at the moment. Thanks to growing pressure from the games industry, the joint attorneys-general are opening up the R-rating issue for public comment.

Now, if you go to most games websites, the overwhelming attitude will be: "give us R-rated games! We're not kids anymore! How can we be one of the few nations in the world that don't allow R-rated games into our stores?"

I have a few problems with this attitude, as I've mentioned in an earlier post. There are two issues: the increased level of interactivity, and the uncontrolled nature of games releases (and uneducated community attitudes).

Here's a statement from a games developer regarding their philosophy on an upcoming release:

"Often times, brutality is expressed in a spiteful nature. There are already plenty of games out there that hit this mark; however, we decided that MADWORLD's brutality should be aimed at providing the user with a sense of exhilaration during play."

How are they going to do this? Read on (slightly disturbing):

"To give you an example from gameplay, we have a scene where you can pull a street sign from the ground and shove it into a enemy's head. However, I thought that it is much more fun to stab someone with a sign that actually has some sort of meaning as opposed to a knife. We tried the idea out, and the reaction amongst the team was so positive, I knew this was the way to proceed."

Um ... ok...


I don't know whether this will be given an R rating. It's a cartoon-styled game, so chances are it may only be rated MA15+. Which begs the question: if our ratings system allows this sort of game into circulation, why on earth do we need anything more violent???

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Human Frailty

When I was younger, it was a badge of honour for me that I had avoided many of the common communicable diseases of childhood. Illnesses like the flu were a rare occurrence for me, and I completely avoided things like conjunctivitis altogether. While I wished for more days off school, it became a source of pride that I didn't get sick like the other kids (silly me!).

Since having small children, however, I've come face to face with my frailty as a human, and we've been hit with illness after illness. The latest is a bout of, yes, conjunctivitis. I can no longer claim an iron immune system, and have to swallow my pride on that point!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Gaining a new World View

World view is an interesting concept, isn't it?
Photo from smh.com.au

The Olympics have been a great time with the kids, helping to broaden their understanding of the world. We've had a large world map poster beside the TV for a couple of days now, and Eldest has taken great delight in trying to find the countries he sees represented in the events. The poster has the world flags displayed around the border, so after he finds the countries on the map, he looks for their flag. Even Boo has gotten in on the act, too - though her main questions focus on what that big pink blob is at the top (the Russian Federation is a rather large land mass, isn't it?).

At the same time, I've been reading this book:I think this should be compulsory reading for all kids in public high schools, or those going to uni, and their parents. It's a fantastic book. Inside, you find a short chapter briefly outlining the key identifiers of various world views, like modernism, postmodernism, utilitarianism and so on. It isn't preachy, but just highlights the key difference between these views and the Christian world view. It helps you to understand the foundations from which many school curricula operate, like the modernist approach to science, or the postmodern thread through the English curriculum. While there's nothing new here, it's presented in an easy-to-read format that makes it understandable for the non-philosophy students out there.

Spending most of my schooling in a Christian school, I would have appreciated this book before I went to uni. It's well worth a look!


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Irony


It's hard to take Global Warming seriously when it's snowing...

(But with a carbon emissions trading scheme on the way, we need to try!)


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Friday, August 08, 2008

But seriously...

I read yesterday that in Australia at the moment, $160 is being spent for every $100 earned. That's a recipe for disaster if ever I saw one...

Cut up your credit cards, people!!!

Friday Funnies - it's too cold for homegrown fun...

So I'm once again shamelessly borrowing from elsewhere...

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Argh!!!

There's been a whole lot of buzz about the new invasion of privacy: Google Street View.

Among other things so far, people have been snapped being homeless, getting dressed, parking where they shouldn't, and even cheating on their partners. In our local town, a quick scan of the main street will show you a woman caught leaving the local adult shop.

I thought that for fun I'd check our local area to see what was around. What I didn't expect was to see myself.

Yes, I am on Google Street View for all to see, on one of the rare occasions that I've actually had decent enough weather to get out into the garden. You can see me in all my fatty glory complete with garden hat at various stages of contemplating my vegetable garden. In one picture I must have been looking at the approaching car, and my appearance is blurred. But for the most part I'm right there, looking down at the small patch of earth that has failed to produce anything much at all, apart from an internet presence.

It must have been during the late summer, when I was removing the tomato plants to make way for carrots. Our car is absent from our driveway, so my husband must have been on one of his many trips to get parts for the little white car that can be seen on stands inside our shed.

It's all rather embarrassing, really. And no, I'm not telling you where it is. It's too invasive.


Are you on Google Street View, too?

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Friday Funnies - Oops! Forgot!

Here's a belated Friday Funny for your enjoyment. Particularly for the Simpsons watchers among you all:

The Power of Encouragement


A timely word of encouragement is like a warm hug. Not a gratuitous and insincere "Oh, you're fine darling!", but a heartfelt encouragement to hang in there, to keep going, to remain faithful.

I can understand Paul's words in Ephesians:

Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen. And do not grieve the Holy Spirit of God, with whom you were sealed for the day of redemption. Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you. (Ephesians 4:29-32)

It can be easy to become frustrated with people, can't it? Particularly when things in life don't automatically go as expected. I've noticed that the older I get, the more things I experience that can potentially make me bitter. Forgiveness is an important response to keep well-practised. I'm still learning.

I've really benefitted from a well-placed word of encouragement, and I am very grateful for God's provision of godly, faithful Christians who have a gift of that important ability. I can also see the challenge to be more positive in my own conversation so that I can build up rather than tear down.


Saturday, July 26, 2008

Philosophies of church

I've been hearing about the Acts 29 network for some time now. Basically it's a network of pastors and church planters that exists to ... well ... plant churches.

I particularly like this philosophy:
We won’t water down our theology to reach more people and we won’t attack the culture in the name of Christianity. We are planting churches that are missionaries in their respective communities sent by Christ with the gospel (John 20:21).

Contextualisation is an important process. It is where we weed out the cultural aspects of our message to make the timeless Gospel appropriate for a specific situation. It is not watering down the message to make it more palatable, but removing cultural baggage to make it understandable. When we do not properly contextualize, we introduce unnecessary additions to belief, and fail to address cultural issues that need to be transformed.

Back at college, I met a person who had been teaching in a theological college in a different culture. He drew a line down the middle of the board, and had the students think about what parts of the gospel message were biblical, and what parts were "white man's culture". One student found it particularly difficult to grasp that using a toothbrush was not essential to being a Christian!

That is an example of a lack of contextualization: the notion that to be a Christian is equivalent to being a middle class white person. While this is an extreme example, there are lots of ways in which we might unintentionally add in cultural requirements to our evangelism - even within our own culture. Like sitting still for 45 minutes to hear a monologue. For many parts even of our Australian culture, the notion of sitting for that long listening to one person speak is rather alien. Sure, people will happily sit in front of a television for hours on end, but that involves a bombardment of visual and auditory stimuli, multiple camera angles and regular advertisement breaks. Where else can these monologues be found in our society today? Well, unless you are a member of parliament, the most likely place this is found is in university lecture theatres. So the question is: do we add the expectation of a tertiary-education-level ability to our gospel message?

I'm not bagging out the sermon here, by the way. It is still an important part of teaching. But I'm just thinking about the way in which it is delivered, and whether there is a more culturally appropriate way of doing things. What do you think?

Romance and other perversities

Photo from the Disney Archives.
"Some day, my prince will come..."

So sings Snow White in the famous Disney movie, a favourite with girls young and old since its 1937 release. It's represented the hopes and dreams of many women who wait with romantically bated breath for their prince to ride in on a white horse and rescue them from the mundaneity of life.

It's amazing how, even though we are intelligent, educated women, we still go weak at the knees for a romance. Recently a new series of Jane Austen movies screened on local television, and I was glued to the set each week (and, I must say, extremely disappointed when it only ran to three movies).


What is it about the romance that appeals to us? I have a few theories, but what do you think?

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Quote for the day

"Operating on the principle that triviality is more profitable than substance, and dedicating itself to unceasing material overkill, consumer culture has become a fine-tuned instrument for keeping people incomplete, shallow and dehumanised. Materialism continues to gain ground, even in the face of an impending eco-apocalypse.
"Pulp culture is a feast of tinsel and veneer. The ideal citizen is an empty tract through which gadgets can pass quickly, largely undigested, so there is always space for more. Reality races by as a blur of consumer choices that never feel quite real. We know it as the fast lane and whip ourselves to keep apace."

John Schumaker, Triumph of Triviality (SMH Essay, 19th July 2008)

Friday, July 18, 2008

Friday Funnies - take two

I just had to add this one, from ICanHasCheezburger.


lol.

Why the long absence?

Sorry for the absence. We're still under the weather. I'm hoping it settles down soon, because there are lots of people I'd like to try and catch up with. I just know how squeamish I am when I'm coughed on, and don't think I can invite other people into our house to expose them to that.

In the next few days we'll see whether Eldest's rash is just a reaction to antibiotics or something he's supposedly been vaccinated against...

Friday Funnies - The future looks bright

Found this graph at GraphJam today, and I think it's an appropriate one based on the title of this blog:

song chart memes

We've got some great years to look forward to, haven't we?

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

It's snowing again!


Well, it's actually a rather pathetic attempt at snow. It's too warm for it to settle, so all we see are white flakes falling. But I still like it. It's much quieter than rain...

Monday, July 07, 2008

Shameless Plug

The Gruen Transfer is an ABC TV show that picks holes in advertising, showing how ad agencies work to make us want stuff and buy it. Every week, the show picks a particularly unsavoury topic to see if ad agencies are able to sell the unsellable. So far they've covered plastic bags, meat, celibacy and Baghdad as a holiday destination. Last week, they were trying to make child labour palatable. It's all very tongue-in-cheek of course!

Now my personal feelings are that child labour isn't something I would favour at all. However, my brother works for one of the companies that were involved in The Pitch last week, so I'm throwing my hat in to shamelessly plug his company's offering. If you saw last week's episode, you can vote for The Furnace* here.

* Of course, I'm being completely impartial!

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

The Dreaded Lurgy Strikes again

I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little tired of being ill.

When I was at school, I almost revelled in the chance to have a day or two off, watching daytime TV curled up on the lounge.

Now, there's just too much to do. And two children to keep looking after when standing up is difficult.

Thankfully my other half has taken a little time off from work to help, but he's coming down with it, too. We're both going to be as useless as each other!

Sorry. /whinge. I'm learning to be joyful in all circumstances, can't you tell?

Friday, June 27, 2008

Friday Funnies - The mysterious Fire Set

Eldest received a "fire rescue" set for his birthday, which he loves. But closer inspection of the set has made me think that the factory was skimping somewhat on plastic mouldings.

Exhibit 1: The Fire "engine"


You may not be able to see in this picture, but the fireman appears to have a plastic hand grenade attached to his jacket, as well as a combat pack attached to the front of the amphibious vehicle. I should also point out that the set came with two vehicles that looked similar to this one, and a helicopter. There were no actual fire "trucks", as such.

Now you may be thinking that this is all in my imagination. For those of you who remain skeptical, here is Exhibit 2:

Anyone have any ideas about the potential applications of rocket launchers in fire fighting?


Eldest loves it, so we just call them "special fire hoses". :)