Fairies I wish truly existed...

I don't know. Maybe the fever's made me delirious. Maybe it's too much Harry Potter with all its associated magic. The thought occurred to me this evening that it would be lovely if there were "fairies" who could do certain tedious tasks for you.
Here are some of the "fairies" I've thought of*:

• The Wash-the-Dogs Fairy
• The Clean-the-Jam-off-the-Carpet Fairy
• The Put-the-Books-Back-in-Order-on-the-Bookshelf Fairy
• The Put-the-kids-to-bed Fairy
• The Answer-the-phone-politely Fairy
• The Put-the-clothes-away-Ironed Fairy
• The Clean-the-Toilet Fairy (closely related to the Empty-the-Potty Fairy)
• The Vacuuming Fairy
• The Being-Polite-to-People-When-You're-Unwell Fairy
  

I'm sure there are others you could think of. Feel free to add them to this list! :)


*Warning: said fairy list should be read with knowledge of author's present grouchy demeanour. She will certainly regret some postings at a future date.